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The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 87.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Second Best Pack Storage 140ian economy, worth 897 trillion cards a year, is led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 139,350 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, drawing men's naughty bits isn't considered to be art, first-time moms are expected to be experienced parents from day one, and choking on cards is a leading cause of death for wild animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Second Best Pack Storage 140's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Second Best Pack Storage 140 is ranked 83,161^st in the world and 493^rd in Two for Largest Populations, with 6.44 billion capita.